YOU MAY BE A MUSLIM

By Jeff Foxworthy

If you have more wives than teeth.

You may be a Muslim.

If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide.

You may be a Muslim.

If you have nothing against women and
Think every man should own at least four.

You may be a Muslim.

If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes.

You may be a Muslim.

If you consider television dangerous
But routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

You may be a Muslim.

If you wipe your behind with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.

You may be a Muslim.

If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

You may be a Muslim.

If your cousin is president of the United States.

You may be a Muslim.

If you find this offensive or racist
And don’t forward it.

You may be a Muslim.