I SUDDENLY DISCOVERED I’M RICH

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Silver
in my Hair

Gold
in my Teeth

Stones
in my Kidneys

Sugar
in my Blood

Lead
in my Ass

Iron
in my Arteries

And…an inexhaustible supply of Natural Gas.

I never thought I’d accumulate such wealth.

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Published:
02.24.17 2:02
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