Since, according to Jewish law, anyone born to a Jewish mother is Jewish:

Winston Churchill
Winston Churchill’s mother’s name was Jenny (née Jacobson) Jerome. Known Fact 1: Winston’s Jewish mother, Jenny Churchill (née Jacobson) was a notorious adulteress. Jenny Churchill’s promiscuity was so infamous that Court Historian William Manchester commented on it. [information from Google article]

Cary Grant
Cary Grant’s mother, Elsie, was Jewish. His father, Elias Leach, was not. Grant’s original name was Archibald Alexander Leach. (Robin Leach is his first cousin).

Geraldo Rivera
Lillian Friedman married Cruz Rivera. They named their baby, Geraldo Miguel Rivera. ( Funny, it doesn’t sound Jewish )

Fiorello LaGuardia

Fiorello Laguardia’s mother’s name was Jacobson. His father was not Jewish. Laguardia spoke seven languages – including Hebrew and Yiddish – fluently.

Peter Sellers

Peter Sellers’ mother, Margaret Marks, was Jewish. His father, Bill Sellers, was Protestant. Peter’s real name is Richard Henry Sellers.

Shari Belafonte

Shari Belafonte’s mother is Jewish. Her father, Harry, has a Jewish grandfather.

Harrison Ford

Harrison Ford’s mother is Russian-Jewish, his father is Irish-Catholic.

AND, Here’s a little humor:

CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS’ JEWISH MOTHER: “I don’t care what you’ve discovered, you still should have written.”

MICHELANGELO’S JEWISH MOTHER: “Why can’t you paint on walls like other children? Do you know how hard it is to get that schmutz off of the ceiling?”

NAPOLEON’S JEWISH MOTHER: “All right, if you’re not hiding your report card inside your jacket, take your hand out of there and show me!”

ABRAHAM LINCOLN’S JEWISH MOTHER: “Again with the top hat! Why can’t you wear a baseball cap like the other kids?”

GEORGE WASHINGTON’S JEWISH MOTHER: “Next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac you can kiss your allowance good-bye!”

THOMAS EDISON’S JEWISH MOTHER: “Of course I’m proud that you invented the electric light bulb. Now turn it off and go to sleep!”

PAUL REVERE’S JEWISH MOTHER: “I don’t care where you think you have to go, young man; midnight is long past your bed-time!”

ALBERT EINSTEIN’S JEWISH MOTHER: “But it’s your senior photograph! Couldn’t you have done something with your hair?”

MOSES’ JEWISH MOTHER: “That’s a good story! Now tell me where you’ve really been for the last forty years!”

BILL CLINTON’S JEWISH MOTHER: “At least Monica was a nice Jewish girl!”

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