PROSTITUTES GET OWN RADIO STATION

By Harvey Tobkes

Interviewed man

Mon. 6 Aug. 2018, SAO PAULO, Brazil (Reuters) Prostitutes in the Brazilian city of Sao Salvador are starting up their own radio station.

The Association of Prostitutes of Bahia state has won government permission for the project, enabling FM station Radio Zona to start broadcasting in the second half of the year, project coordinator Sandro Correia said on Monday.

I have a few questions for Sandro :

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. Will your station solicit clients for your ladies via the air waves?

2. Are there any benefits – pensions, vacations, overtime, health insurance?

3. Will there be alternative job training for the girls so that when they retire they can have careers as accountants, lawyers, physicians, computer programmers?

4. Will there be a training program for beginners? If so how will you handle the flood of male applicants who want to be training supervisors?

5. I am sure you have many advertisers anxious to buy air time. I can think of a few products that might go over big with the listeners…Viagra, sexy lingerie, adult toys; so when I can I buy stock in your company?

Note: All above is partly fake news


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