The other day I needed to go to the emergency room here in El Paso, Texas. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT. When I went into the E. R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.

I guess they decided that they weren’t that sick after all. I would say I cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.

Here’s the hat:



Note: It also works at Dept. of Motor Vehicles.

At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.

But…don’t try it at McDonald’s. The whole crew ran out the back door and I never got my order!

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