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A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, “What are all those clocks?”
St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks. We keep a Lie Clock for everyone on Earth. It’s our way up here of keeping track of what’s going on down there. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.”

“Oh,” said the man, “Whose clock is that?” “That’s Mother Teresa’s. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.”

“Incredible,” said the man. “And whose clock is that one?” St. Peter responded, “That’s George Washington’s. The hands are always in the same place … telling us that George never lied to anyone. Remember, he even admitted to chopping down the cherry tree.

“Where’s Trump’s clock” asked the man.

“Trump’s clock is in Jesus’ office. He’s using it as a ceiling fan.”

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