Ph.D. graduate

There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: “abstemious” and “facetious.”(Were you going to say, a -e- i -o- u?)

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. (“What big ears you have, Granndma,” said Little Red Riding Hood).

No word in the English language rhymes with… month, orange, silver, or purple. (Note: 1 ton of coal will be awarded anyone who can contradict this).

Albert Einstein

A Goldfish has a memory span of three seconds. (Some days that’s about what my memory span is).

A snail can sleep for three years. (I know some people that could do this too.)

An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain. (Sometimes my eyes are bigger than my stomach).

There are only four words in the English language which end in “dous”: tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous. (You’re not doubting this, are you?)

The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid. (That’s colder than the cold that freezes the testicles off a brass monkey).

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