George Carlin Speaks Out


If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I’m a BAD American.

by George Carlin:

I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything.

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.

CarlinMy heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer.

I don’t hate the rich. I don’t pity the poor.

I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now, when I’m freezing my ass off during these long cold winters.

I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?

I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you’re running from them.

I think it’s good…..and I’m proud that “God” is written on my money.

I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don’t want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.

I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me crap or trying to guilt me into making “donations” to their cause.

I believe that it doesn’t take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.

Merry Xmas


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