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THE KISS CAM AT CHICAGO BULLS GAME

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At the Chicago Bulls Basketball team home games they have a Kiss Cam. The idea is that couple’s images are displayed on the big screen over the basketball court and if your image is shown . . . . you should kiss your partner. That’s the theory.

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PICTURES TO MAKE YOU THINK

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HEALTH WISDOM

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Mercedes

Just as your car runs more smoothly and requires less energy to go faster and farther when the wheels are in perfect alignment… you perform better when your thoughts, feelings, emotions, goals, and values are in balance.

-Brian Tram

Source: Beliefnet.com

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JOKES ABOUT OLDIES

HAVE A LAUGH AT OLD AGE — YOU WILL GET THERE SOMEDAY… IF YOU’RE LUCKY
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A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, “Crushed nuts?” “No,” he replied, “Arthritis.
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Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn’t need my help to leave the hospital. After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator. On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him.
“I don’t know,” he said. “She’s still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown.”
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A man was telling his neighbor, “I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it’s state of the art. It’s perfect.”

Deaf

“Really,” answered the neighbor “What kind is it?”
“Twelve thirty.”
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An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, “Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly.”
The other man said, “What is the name of the restaurant?”

The first man thought and thought and finally said, “What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know… The one that’s red and has thorns.” “Do you mean a rose?” “Yes, that’s the one,” replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, “Rose, what’s the name of that restaurant we went to last night?

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BRITAIN HAS TALENT – on stage TALKING DOG WENDY

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ARE CANCERS IN A PERSON’S GENES

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Most cases of cancer are down to unhealthy lives, rather than bad genes, doctors said last night. They said that factors in the world around us, from diet, to sunlight, cigarettes and disease, play a far bigger role in fuelling cancer than dodgy DNA.

“Up 90 per cent of cancer cases would be wiped out if all these triggers could be avoided,” said Dr Smith, of Cancer Research U.K. Healthy habits like not smoking, keeping a healthy weight, eating a healthy diet and cutting back on alcohol are not a guarantee against cancer, they do dramatically reduce the risk of developing the disease.

Source: DailyMail.com

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WHY IT’S DIFFICULT TO LEARN ENGLISH

Animals

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
2)The farm was used to produce produce
3)The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4) We must polish the Polish furniture.
5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
8) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
9) I did not object to the object.
10) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
11) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
12) They were too close to the door to close it.
13) The buck does funny things when the does are present.
14) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
15) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
18) After a number of injections my jaw got number.
19) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
20) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

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SOME THINGS NEVER CHANGE

never change

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SURPRISE FLASH MOB WEDDING DANCE

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SENIORS ON THE GOLF COURSE

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