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SCARY TO WATCH AS THESE GUYS DO THEIR EVERY DAY JOB

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MULTI MILLION $ GARAGE WILL BLOW YOU AWAY

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NAKED LADIES TRY TO COVER UP

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An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe pitching courts, and some orange, and lime trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn’t been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard female voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was three nude young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, “we’re not coming out of this pond until you leave.” The old man frowned, “I didn’t come down here to watch you ladies swim naked, or to make you get out of the pond naked.”

Holding the bucket up he said: “I’m just here to feed the alligators.”

Some old men can still think fast.

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YOU WON’T BELIEVE YOUR EYES OR EARS

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DA VINCI PAINTING SOLD FOR $450 MILLION

Here are my calculations of the actual sale price as of today’s closing price of the Euro at $1.18. So, 400 million times $1.18 = $472 million. That is $22 million more than the announced price. Not to worry, in those circles it’s small change.

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CAN YOU BELIEVE ? YOU CAN SAIL A REAL BOAT IN THE POOL

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It does not get any better than San Alfonso del Mar. This astounding private resort in Algarrobo, Chile, about 60 miles west of Santiago, basically has a view of two coasts at once: It directly overlooks the Pacific Ocean, sure, but it also boasts the world’s largest swimming pool, mind-bogglingly massive and hugging the coastline so closely that it’s practically a second beach.

This saltwater pool, which held the first-ever Guinness world record for largest man-made lagoon, is the exact same crystal-clear turquoise hue of the sea just beyond it. Its size is truly hard to fathom: The pool’s more than a kilometer long, covering nearly 20 acres in area—that’s bigger than 15 football fields!—and it holds a colossal 250 million liters of filtered ocean water. It was developed by Crystal Lagoons, a company founded by a visionary Chilean businessman that has also designed and built several other (smaller!) man-made lagoons around the world.

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DID BIDEN REALLY CALL PUTIN MR. TRUMP? HARD TO BELIEVE HE IS OUR PRESIDENT & LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD

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A LUCKY ANIMAL

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RIDING ON AN ELEPHANT…

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GOLFERS WILL UNDERSTAND THIS ONE….

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PUPPET WRESTLING MATCH WITH SURPRISE ENDING

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AN UNSPOKEN TRUTH IN A CARTOON

funny

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RICKLES ROASTS CLINT EASTWOOD AT AWARDS DINNER

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ELEPHANT TRUNK JOKE by BUDDY HACKETT on Johnny Carson Show

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ART CREATIONS SWEPT AWAY TO PROVE THEY ARE JUST ILLUSIONS

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INDIAN COMIC ~ ABOUT HIS VISIT TO ITALY

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THE WORLD’S LARGEST AIRCRAFT

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AMERICAN MAN GOES TO CHINA CONTACTS MONGOLIAN V.D.

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CHINA RANKS NUMBER 3 AS A MILITARY POWER NOW ~ BUT THEY INTEND TO BE NUMBER 1 SOME DAY SOON

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CHARLIE SCHULTZ HAS A TEST FOR YOU

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The following is the philosophy of Charles Schultz, the creator of the ‘Peanuts’ comic strip. You don’t have to actually answer the questions.

Just read the e-mail straight through and you’ll get the point.

1. Name the five wealthiest people in the world.

2. Name the last five Heisman trophy winners.

3. Name the last five winners of Miss America?

4. Name ten people who have won the Nobel or Pulitzer Prize.

5. Name the last 5 vice-presidents.

How did you do?

The point is, none of us remember the headliners of yesterday. These are no second-rate achievers.

They are the best in their fields. But the applause dies. Awards tarnish. Achievements are forgotten. Accolades and certificates are buried with their owners.

Here’s another quiz. See how you do on this one:

1. List a few teachers who aided your journey through school.

2. Name three friends who have helped you through a difficult time.

3. Name five people who have taught you something worthwhile.

4. Think of a few people who have made you feel appreciated and special.

5. Think of five people you enjoy spending time with.

Easier?
The lesson:

The people who make a difference in your life are not the ones with the most credentials, the most money, or the most awards.

They are the ones that care!

P.S. And don’t worry about the world coming to an end today, because it’s already tomorrow in Australia.

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MAYBE IT’S A LANGUAGE PROBLEM

By Harvey Tobkes

I am switching from my Cuban lady barber to a Russian lady. The Cuban, no matter how many times I tell her I want a light trim, she scalps me.

I intend to make it very clear to the Russian lady as to how I want my haircut by talking to her in Russian, and if that’s not enough I will show her the picture below.

YA khochu, chtoby ty sdelal menya pokhozhim na Brezhneva, a ne na Krushcheva.

Translation: I want you to leave enough hair so I look like Brezhnev, not Khruschev.

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