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MILE HIGH CLUB, HERO AS PASSENGER, BUT A ZERO WITH THE BLONDE ~ HE DIDN’T SCORE WITH HER

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“FAREWELL DADDY” song from BOARDWALK EMPIRE

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THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY WITH THEME MUSIC

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DON’T BET AGAINST AMERICA YET

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You’d think that America would be washed up by now.

So how come we are so much stronger than we were 50 years ago? Somehow, in the 235 years since we got started, Americans have weathered Soviet science prodigies, violent lyrics and sex out of wedlock.

We’ve survived a Civil War, two world wars and a Great Depression, not to mention immigrant hordes, alcohol, Freemasons and the “vast wasteland” of network television. We’ve dodged the population bomb, the coming of age, acid rain and the domino effect.

Poor U.S. of A., forever in decline, hand-wringing was the national pastime. We’ve never been virtuous enough, civilized enough, smart enough or resolute enough. Yet, America is to nations what Roberto Clemente was to right fielders. The Pirates legend fretted endlessly about how poorly he felt and how sick he was — while vigorously spraying hits and vacuuming fly balls.

So don’t reach for the defibrillator paddles or the rosary beads quite yet.

Click here>>>To read the full Essay written for Time Magazine by David Von Drehle

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WINTER BLUNDERLAND? OR…WHY I MOVED TO FLORIDA

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BEI MIR BIST DU SCHOEN

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WHAT JEWISH MOTHERS WOULD HAVE SAID TO THEM:

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MONA LISA’S JEWISH MOTHER:
“After all the money your father and I spent on braces, this you call a smile?”


CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS’ JEWISH MOTHER:

“I don’t care what you’ve discovered, you didn’t call, you didn’t write.”


MICHELANGELO’S JEWISH MOTHER:

“A ceiling you paint? Not good enough for you the walls, like the other children?
Do you know how hard it is to get that schmutz off the ceiling?”

NAPOLEON’S JEWISH MOTHER:
“You’re not hiding your report card? Show me!
Take your hand out of your jacket and show me!”

ABRAHAM LINCOLN’S JEWISH MOTHER:
“Again with that hat! Why can’t you wear a baseball cap like the other kids?”

GEORGE WASHINGTON’S JEWISH MOTHER:
“Next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac ,
you can kiss your allowance good-bye!”

ALBERT EINSTEIN’S JEWISH MOTHER:
“Your senior photograph and you couldn’t have done something with your hair?”

MOSES’ JEWISH MOTHER:
“Desert, schmesert! Where have you really been for the last forty years?”

BILL GATES’ JEWISH MOTHER:
“It would have killed you to become a doctor?”

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A GREAT SONG WITH GREAT LYRICS by JOHN LENNON

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APHRODISIACS – MYTH OR REALITY?

CLICK HERE FOR FIVE FOODS THAT MAY BOOST YOUR SEX LIFE

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ALL ABOUT JURY DUTY ~ by SEBASTIAN

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