Harvey Tobkes

PEOPLE ARE LIKE GARBAGE TRUCKS

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BEI MIR BIST DU SCHOEN

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To get Mondo Pasta on everyone’s mind, Jung von Matt, advertising agency from Germany created a bigger than life promotion at the most frequented place in Hamburg: the harbor. Huge stickers of faces turned ships into permanent pasta slurpers. (Advertising Agency: Jung von Matt, Germany)
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According to the Venetian Casino, the visits increased by 60% since the eye catching ad appeared at the airport. (Advertising Agency: AdmCom, Italy)
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Special Poster for “Oldtimer,” a big Austrian chain for motorway rest stops. (Advertising Agency: Demner, Merlicek & Bergmann, Vienna, Austria)

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A PRAYER SURE TO REACH HEAVEN

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BALLOON SHOW – GERMANY

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NINETEEN YEARS AGO I RETIRED

HERE’S WHY…

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My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned…couldn’t concentrate.

After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn’t suited for it…mainly because it was a so-so job.

Then I tried to be a chef — figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn’t have the thyme.

Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was too exhausting.

I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.

I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn’t cut the mustard.

Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the ax.

Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but I just didn’t fit in.

So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn’t fit for the job.

After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it.

I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn’t have any patience.

My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn’t noteworthy.

I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn’t live on my net income.

My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.

SO, I RETIRED AND FOUND I’M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!

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CONFESSIONAL BOOTH

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After many years of being away from the Church, a guy goes into the confessional booth. He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits himself down. There’s a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best vestry wine, Guinness on tap, cigars and liqueur chocolates nearby, and on the wall a fine photographic display of buxom ladies who appear to have mislaid their garments.

He hears a priest come in: “Father, forgive me for it’s been a very long time since I’ve been to confession and I must admit that the confessional booth is much more inviting than it used to be”.

The priest replies,

“Get out, you idiot. You’re on my side”.

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INNER PEACE…”IF”

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If you can start the day without caffeine,

If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,

If you understand and forgive them when you don’t get any love from your family,

If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,

If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,

If you can conquer tension without medical help,

If you can relax without liquor,

If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,

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THEN YOU’RE PROBABLY THE FAMILY DOG
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