What you don’t see with your eyes, don’t invent with your mouth.

Don’t be so humble – you are not that great.”… [Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat.]

One old friend is better than two new ones.

A wise man hears one word and understands two.

Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them…[Albert Einstein]

It takes a touch of genius – and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction.

A hero is someone who can keep his mouth shut when he is right.

We can’t solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them…[Albert Einstein]

Number 8
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky-not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson From the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase Cost you $800.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

Number 2
In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought –
“Don’t worry about old age–it doesn’t last that long.”