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GIETHOORN, NETHERLANDS, BOATS & BIKES

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WEIRD, WACKY AND WILD

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THANKS FOR THE “YIPPEE”

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By Harvey Tobkes

I had a friend many years ago, who had a funny but morbid sense of humor. He had a one word metaphor to describe the passing of people from whom you were getting a nice inheritance; he called it a “Yippee.” When he told us somebody in our group just got a ‘Yippee’ we knew there would be a funeral. We also knew the inheritance would soon be used to buy some luxuries.

Economists have a more euphemistic way of describing the situation; they call it a wealth transference. Whatever you call it, it’s happening in great numbers. It’s easy to extrapolate the prodigious birth rate into the now massive death rate into a now whopping Yippee.

The Baby Boomer Generation, 1946 t0 1964, is a source for research, trends, and discussion. It follows that the parents of the Boomers are approximately 70 to 90 years old. Nobody escapes death, and that means that the aging parents of Boomers are dying at a rapidly increasing rate daily.

So conservative money investments (savings accounts, C.D’s, real estate, bonds, mutual funds) are moving to the profligate Boomers who are saddled with terrible expense burdens. High mortgages, college tuition, medical bills, credit card debt, car lease payments, alimony and what not confront them. Then all of a sudden here comes the passing of the bucks. “Hey honey!…Let’s move to a better neighborhood; how about a new Lexus; new electronic marvels… must have them; dinner out every night; private school for the kids, why not!. A vacation in Tahiti? Call our travel agent.” I’m sure you get the point.

Money is moving and driving our economy and it’s all happening below the radar. Sure, the real estate market has taken a whack, but a million dollars still only buys a tight 1000 square feet condo in N.Y.C. and that exposes the truth. Meanwhile, we all keep wondering, where is all the money coming from to be able to afford all this spending?” Think Yippees!

So thanks to the Boomers, the U.S. economy is getting lift from wealth transference… thank you, and the confidence index is still flying high in the sky.
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IF THIS ISN’T A MIRACLE, WHAT IS?

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>CLICK HERE TO WATCH A VIDEO OF A HORRENDOUS CRASH SURVIVED BY A PREGNANT WOMAN AND HER UNBORN BABY

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MAE WEST’S BEST QUOTES

1. A hard man… is good to find
2. Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
3. “Goodness, what beautiful diamonds !”
“Goodness had nothing to do with it, dearie.”
4. Good sex is like a Bridge game.. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand

Mae West5. He who hesitates is last.
6. His mother should have thrown him away…and kept the stork
7. I don’t like myself, I’m crazy about myself.
8. I like two kinds of men: domestic and imported
9. I’m the lady who works at Paramount all day… and Fox all night.
10. It’s not the men in my life that counts — it’s the life in my men.

Mae West, 1892-1980, skirted the delicate sensibilities of Hollywood censors with sexual innuendo and double entendre and her witty observations were as widely quoted as Ben Franklin bromides:Although she cultivated the image of the “tough broad,” West always conveyed a curious Victorian innocence coupled with a winking, self-effacing amusement at her own preposterous creation. Her popularity reached such peaks that sailors were inspired to name their inflatable life jackets after her overemphasized 43-inch “assets,” ensuring West a place, like no other actress to date, in Webster’s Dictionary.

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WHAT YOU GET IS NOT WHAT YOU SEE

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Look again and look closely. The two ladies are not sitting there in thong panties. No! It’s simply the work of a creative artist with a prank sense of humor who painted the thongs on the backs of the bar stools, which had the shape of a sexy derriere.

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WHAT DRINKING MORE WATER WILL DO FOR YOU

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DOCTOR’S ORDERS

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IS SHE USING HER BOOBS TO FLIRT OR WHAT?

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Hey guys! Is boob grazing always an accident, or is she trying to get your attention?

More than likely, you’ve felt your hairstylist’s breasts brush ever-so-slightly against the back of your neck. Maybe her boobs were staring you straight in your face while getting a beard trim. It’s probably made you wonder, “Are her boobs trying to tell me something?” 9 out of 10 times, the answer is no.

It’s never a good idea to hit on your hairstylist. If she likes you, she’ll let you know.” But don’t feel bad for thinking so. You’re far from alone. One hundred percent of the men we polled—20 out of 20—said they are always aware when a woman’s assets touch them, and they always hope it’s a sign of flirting. Due to a man’s natural attraction to and excitement for breasts, it’s almost impossible for them not to be hyperaware when in close contact with a boob.

But what about that one time it’s not an accident?

“I will admit, I’ve worn a lower cut shirt and got closer to a guy who I thought was cute,” says hairstylist Deb, 27. “We did end up dating, but I had to make the first move.

“At a club, I’ve totally done it on purpose to get a guy’s attention,” says Terra, 30. “But I also made it kind of obvious by smiling at him.”

”You still don’t want to assume anything, but if it’s in a bar or club, you can just start up a conversation,” says Julie Spira, founder of Cyberdating.com. “If she’s touchy-feely, flirts, or is open to chatting, those are the truer signs of interest.” Then, go for it!

Source: Excert from Men’s Health Magazine

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YOU CAN PUSH A COIN THROUGH A GLASS, LEARN HOW

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