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ANDRE RIEU MIXING MUSIC AND HUMOR

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ADVICE TO MEN ON MARRIAGE

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By Harvey Tobkes

A successful marriage depends heavily on sexual attraction and satisfaction. All else can be fantastic, but if sexual compatibility is lacking, a huge problem develops.

In addition to that, it is important to be on the same wavelength on many other issues…ethics, honesty, intellect, humor, hygiene, social skills and religion, just to name a few.

If a couple are of different faiths, I am not saying a marriage cannot be successful, I am saying that tolerance, and a very low level of commitment to the religion they were given by their parents, would then be essential. Imagine an observant Jew married to a devout Catholic.

Somebody should write a book on the subject, but I have a short answer to the question of whom to marry and what qualities to seek in a wife.

Find a girl who is rich, smart and beautiful, a nymphomaniac with a 38 D bust, who cooks and cleans like a demon; she has no parents, and does not enjoy shopping, she adores only you, she loves saving money and hates using a credit card.

I guarantee…. you will live happily ever after.

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CARTOON – FIRED

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PARAPROSDOKIANS

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I had to look up “paraprosdokian.” Here is the definition: “Figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently used in a humorous situation.” “Where there’s a will, I want to be in it,” is a type of paraprosdokian. Okay, so now enjoy!
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A diplomat is someone who tells you to go to hell… in such a way that you look forward to the trip.

Hospitality is making your guests feel at home… even when you wish they were.

Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good Evening,’… and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.

Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says, ‘In case of emergency, notify:… I put ‘DOCTOR.’

A clear conscience is… the sign of a fuzzy memory.

War does not determine who is right… – only who is left.

I used to be indecisive…Now I’m not so sure.

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BABIES THAT LOOK LIKE CELEBRITIES

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CLICK HERE TO SEE LOOK-A-LIKES…haha!

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THE KISS CAM AT CHICAGO BULLS GAME

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At the Chicago Bulls Basketball team home games they have a Kiss Cam. The idea is that couple’s images are displayed on the big screen over the basketball court and if your image is shown . . . . you should kiss your partner. That’s the theory.

>>>CLICK HERE IT’S CUTE AND HILARIOUS

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PLANET EARTH

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LOOKING BACK OVER MY LIFE

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But I love the fast moving high tech world we now enjoy.

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HEALTH WISDOM

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Mercedes

Just as your car runs more smoothly and requires less energy to go faster and farther when the wheels are in perfect alignment… you perform better when your thoughts, feelings, emotions, goals, and values are in balance.

-Brian Tram

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SNAKES ON THE ATTACK

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