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RITA HAYWORTH’S MOVIE CLIPS, SEXY STAR DANCES TO “SWAY WITH ME”

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FREE URINE TEST

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THE DANCING DOCTOR

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PUNOGRAPHY (haha)

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A fog in Italy is a bigamist.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils?

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. Police have nothing to go on.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.

Venison for dinner? Oh deer!

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WE ALL NEED A BIT OF FANTASY IN OUR LIVES, SAYS DR. SEUSS

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YOU PROBABLY WON’T BELIEVE WHAT YOU SEE

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STRIP CLUB BILLBOARD ~ THERE ARE NO MORE LIMITS, ANYTHING GOES THESE DAYS

‘Vaginas R’ Us’ Billboard Angers Some In L.A.

It was reported in the news that Los Angeles strip club owner Howard White isn’t winning any new friends with his billboard. An ad for White’s Century Lounge reads “Vaginas R’ Us.” A local business group is complaining. But one city councilman said vagina isn’t an obscene word, so there’s little officials can do. However, White has had to take down his sign temporarily, though not because of the wording. City inspectors cited the sign for a fire code violation. It was made of combustible vinyl. But officials of a sign company tell the Los Angeles Times White has already ordered a new “Vaginas R’ Us” billboard.

Source: Cousin Greg Tobkes, and his commnent on the article….
Harvey, Here is another example of tolerance leading to acceptance: the word vagina is now out of the panties! Even in High School it had been relegated to Monologues and now Billboard ads. Is nothing sacred? Is penis next?

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UNA PALOMA BLANCA

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MEETING THE CUSTOMER’S DEMANDS

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On a Northwest Airways flight to Atlanta, Georgia, a middle-aged, well to do woman found herself sitting next to a well-dressed black man. She called the attendant over to complain about her seating. “What seems to be the problem Madam?” asked the attendant. “You’ve sat me next to a (she used the N word). I can’t possibly sit next to this disgusting person. Find me another seat!” “Please calm down Madam.” the attendant replied.

“The flight is very full today, but I’ll tell you what I’ll do. I’ll go and check to see if we have any better seats available. The woman shoots a snooty look at the snubbed black man beside her. A few minutes later the attendant returns. The woman cannot help but look at the people around her with a smug and self-satisfied grin. The flight attendant then says…”Madam, unfortunately, as I suspected, economy is full. However, we do have one seat in first class. Before the lady has a chance to respond, the attendant continues…”It is most extraordinary to make this kind of upgrade, however, and I had to get special permission from the captain. But, given the circumstances, the captain felt that it was outrageous that someone should be forced to sit next to such a person.

Thumb upThen the flight attendant turned to the black man sitting next the irate lady, and said: “So if you’d like to get your things, sir, your seat in first class is now ready for you…”

At this point, the surrounding passengers stood and gave a standing ovation, while the black man walked up to the front of the plane.

Who knows? Something like this may have happened on one of the thousands of daily flights by U.S. airlines. The Board of Transportation, reports U.S. airlines carried about 1 billion passengers on domestic flights across the United States in 2018.

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SHORT ESSAY, MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD

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By Howard Zinn, Historian, From one his esays.

“An optimist isn’t necessarily a blithe, slightly sappy whistler in the dark of our time. To be hopeful in bad times is not just foolishly romantic. It is based on the fact that human history is a history not only of cruelty but also of compassion, courage and kindness. What we choose to emphasize in this complex history will determine our lives. If we see only the worst, it destroys our capacity to do something. The future is an infinite succession of presents, and to live now as we think human beings should live, in defiance of all that is bad around us, is itself a marvelous victory.”

Is There a “Happy” Gene?
Past research has centered on the work of geneticists who assert that we are each born with a happiness set point. This is much like a metabolic set point that predetermines our natural body weight. This theory states that regardless of what we do, or what happens to us, this set point will always take us back to a certain level of subjective well-being. It implies that some of us are just born more cheerful and others of us more pensive. But is that really true?”

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THOMSON AIRWAYS SAFETY VIDEO ~ UNFORGETTABLE INSTRUCTIONS


A Thompson Airlines passenger wrote:

I was on a Thomson flight last week, and shortly after take-off the cabin speakers squawked, “We are now going to do the safety feature.” Yeah! we all know how boring these can be, but I do always pay attention….well the IFE screens dropped down and on came the video….well what a breath of fresh air…this certainly captured the passengers attention, I have never seen so many people glued to a safety video and smiling and laughing…well done Thomson (TUI) you have certainly got this one right

Take a look at Alice & Co and see what you think

This is not a spoof. For skeptics, check out Wikipedia.com

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LIFE IS A FOOTBALL GAME

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By Harvey Tobkes

We all recognize the tired clichés such as: — life is short so live for today, don’t sweat the small stuff, the present is a gift you never know what’s going to happen in life, you can get killed just crossing the street.

They all say the same thing in a different way, all are very fine philosophy, but when adversity strikes, do we live by those words or do we carry our problems as a burden and become depressed, discombobulated, aggravated, worried?

More likely, the latter is true for most of us because life is like a football game and we are both…the scorekeepers and the referees. We keep score by remembering the good and the bad. We are the referees because we decide what was very good and what was terribly bad.

Of course, the bad is penalized in our minds in the form of overriding the good. In fact, in football they score 6 points for a touchdown and 1 point for kicking the ball through the goal posts after the touchdown. Unfortunately, most of us score 6 points for the bad and 1 point for the good. So, when it’s time to look back at the game of life, some of us will find that the bad out-pointed the good. That’s bad!

It may take a little work for your brain cells to zoom in on what was positive in your personal history, recounting it all and totaling up the whole package, but if you make the effort, the picture starts to lose its fuzz and comes into sharp focus.

You will find, in retrospect, that your life was probably much sweeter than you imagined and you are a winner. So, when it’s time to get off the field and head for your eternal home, hopefully, you will raise your glass, and toast a life well spent.

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EINSTEIN FORMULA FOR HAPPINESS

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NEVER TO BE EQUALED PERFORMANCE IN IRISH DANCING by MICHAEL FLATLEY

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GETS MY VOTE AS CUTEST VIDEO OF THE YEAR – NOTICE THAT THE GUITARS ARE BIGGER THAN THE KIDS

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JOHN BELUSHI — DUAL PERSONALITY

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THE FIRST WIVES CLUB

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COFFEE DRINKERS WILL WELCOME THIS TIP

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THE TASTE WHEN YOUR COFFEE IS BITTER

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THE ANSWER TO…DOES SIZE MATTER?

Delivering sexual satisfaction is more about the skill of the stroke than the size of the bloke! 

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SERENA HITS BALLS AT HIS BALLS

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