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“THIEF IN THE BEDROOM” JOKES TOLD by ELI THE ACCOUNTANT

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FUGGEDDABOUD CHOLESTEROL ~ A LUNCH TO DIE FOR ~ OMG!

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JUST 3 PICTURES TELL THE WHOLE STORY!


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PUPPET WRESTLING MATCH WITH SURPRISE ENDING

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ACCIDENTS HAPPEN! ESPECIALLY TO LARRY DAVID

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WIFE COMES TO THE RESCUE

——————–wanderer—————–

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HOW TO MAKE A REALLY DELICIOUS TUNA SANDWICH

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SAD SONG ~ LOVERS PARTING

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MOMISMS YOU’LL REMEMBER

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ZORBA ~ “TEACH ME TO DANCE” SCENE

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PRETTY WOMAN by RAY ORBISON

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TRUE STORY – JUST ANOTHER DAY AT THE BEACH

———-my coffee——–

By Harvey Tobkes

Today, I walked 1.5 miles at the beach. My other statistics were…speed of 2.5 mph, 3308 steps, 30 minutes, wind at 12 mph, 137 Calories burned.

At the half-way point, I was at the Haagen-Dazs store, so I had my usual hazelnut coffee and as a reward I added a small cup of Java Chip ice-cream. What a treat, but there was more. In front me on the line were 4 young gal pals all in thong string bikinis. My luck, I was standing in back of the one (of the 4) wearing a virtually invisible string exposing a full moon; she was giggling and gaggling with her group. When the server finally handed me my order, I looked into my cup and noticed the Java chip ice-cream instantly melted into a liquid and I wondered why that happened.

Not to worry, I won’t be writing a letter of complaint to the management.

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HE’S SO RIGHT!

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EGYPTIAN GRAMMARIAN

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TOM JONES SINGING “I WHO HAVE NOTHING_

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THE GOOD, THE BAD & THE UGLY

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WHEN ANIMALS WIN

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COMMENTATOR SAYS HE MISSES BILL CLINTON ~ HERE’SWHY…

Bill Clinton and Harvey

From a talk show on Canadian TV there was a guest commentator who said he misses Bill Clinton.

“Yep, that’s right – I miss Bill Clinton! He’s just a regular guy.”

Number 1 – He played the sax.
Number 2 – He smoked weed.
Number 3 – He had his way with women.

Even now, look what he’s got going. He gets a huge check from the government every first off the month. His wife works, and he doesn’t. Manufacturers paid him a fortune to use his name and announced today that they will be stocking America’s shelves this week with “Clinton Soup,” in honor of one of the nations’ most Distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water. Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada. When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, “I don’t know, I never had one.”

Last but not least, Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between the Bushes. Ya gotta love this guy.

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VENICE, ITALY ~ A VISUAL DELIGHT


>>>CLICK HERE FOR A SHORT VIDEO OF A PLACE
TO VISIT THAT SHOULD BE ON YOUR BUCKET LIST

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HERE TODAY, GONE TOMORROW AND SO IT GOES…

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