EVER SEEN A MAGICIAN SAW A WOMAN IN HALF? FINALLY, HERE’S HOW IT’S DONE
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WHERE DID I PARK? USE YOUR ALARM REMOTE
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FUNNY GUY ON “BRITAIN HAS TALENT” SHOW
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THE MOVIE “BIG”
By Harvey Tobkes
Most youngsters want to be older. Everyone wonders what they will be when they grow up. One boy gets to find this out in a way he had not anticipated. A fortune telling video arcade turns a young child into a man. I am sure most of you have seen the movie Big starring Tom Hanks who plays the adult version of the child. He gets a job at a toy company and quickly moves up the ranks from being behind a computer terminal to being in the board room.
Last year I was in Las Vegas and by serendipity, while window shopping in the Caesar’s Palace Mall, I came across FUN & GAMES MAGICAL EMPIRE. I was shocked to find the original wish machine (from the movie) with the Wizard Zoltar seated inside looking left to right, right to left, programmed to attract clients. My first thought was…What a break; this is my ‘Big’ chance! So, I boldly looked into Zoltar’s glass eyes and made a wish. I’ll give you one guess. Right! I wanted to be young again (simply a reversal of what Tom Hanks wished). I deposited my quarter and waited while Zoltar was contemplating his answer,
There was no POOF, no transformation, Zoltar did not speak a word, but out popped a red card with a message.
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I may have to look him up.
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CAUTION! MAY CAUSE SPARKS TO FLY FROM YOUR SCREEN
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CHILD PRODIGY ARTIST WILL AMAZE YOU
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A POEM BY WILLIE NELSON ABOUT HIS WILLIE
My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out.
What used to be my pride and joy,
Is now my water spout.Time was when, on its own accord,
From my trousers it would spring.
But now I’ve got a full time job,
To find the friggin thing.It used to be embarrassing,
The way it would behave.
For every single morning,
It would stand and watch me shave.Now as old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues.
To see it hang its little head,
And watch me tie my shoes!!
A DELICIOUS SANDWICH
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ELAINE HAS A BAD DATE
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