EMBARRASSED JOCKEY IS A LITTLE BEHIND IN THE RACE
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NOTHING CUTER THAN A LITTLE BOY AND HIS DOG
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WONDERFUL RENDITION OF OUR NATIONAL ANTHEM by LADY GA GA
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TWO BIG REASONS ROAD THEY WERE ABLE TO GET TRAFFIC TO SLOW DOWN IN DENMARK
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THOMSON AIRWAYS SAFETY VIDEO ~ UNFORGETTABLE INSTRUCTIONS
A Thompson Airlines passenger wrote:
I was on a Thomson flight last week, and shortly after take-off the cabin speakers squawked, “We are now going to do the safety feature.” Yeah! we all know how boring these can be, but I do always pay attention….well the IFE screens dropped down and on came the video….well what a breath of fresh air…this certainly captured the passengers attention, I have never seen so many people glued to a safety video and smiling and laughing…well done Thomson (TUI) you have certainly got this one right
Take a look at Alice & Co and see what you think
This is not a spoof. For skeptics, check out Wikipedia.com
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WAL-MART’S AMAZING STATS
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1. Americans spend $36 billion at Wal-Mart, every hour of every day.
2. This works out to $20,928 profit every minute!
3. Wal-Mart will sell more from January 1 to St. Patrick’s Day (March 17th) than Target sells all year.
4. Wal-Mart is bigger than Home Depot + Kroger
+ Target +Sears + Costco + K-Mart combined.
5. Wal-Mart employs 1.6 million people, is the
world’s largest private employer, and most speak English.
6. Wal-Mart is the largest company in the history of the world.
7. Wal-Mart now sells more food than Kroger and Safeway combined, and keep in mind they did this in only fifteen years.
8. During this same period, 31 big supermarket chains sought bankruptcy.
9. Wal-Mart now sells more food than any other store in the world.
10. Wal-Mart has approx 3,900 stores in the USA of which 1,906 are Super Centers; this is 1,000 more than it had five years ago.
11. This year 7.2 billion different purchasing experiences will occur at Wal-Mart stores. (Earth’s population is approximately 6.5 Billion.)
12. 90% of all Americans live within fifteen miles of a Wal-Mart.
WHERE CAN YOU FIND UNCONDITIONAL LOVE?
By Harvey Tobkes
In life the the people that really care about you are your parents, your grandparents and your spouse.
That’s it!
You know, in my little homily above I left children out of the special people that care about you, because often they do not love a parent unconditionally, which means loving in spite of a parent’s faults, and in many cases the love that is given is based on the size of the inheritance.
After rethinking all of this, I now conclude the only unconditional love you will ever get is…from your dog. You can kick a dog in the butt and the next minute he comes to lick your hand to tell you he forgives you and still loves you.
Awww, good dog!
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FIND A TREASURE OF USEFUL INFORMATION RIGHT HERE
Amazing how many interesting topics are all presented in one place.
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ZOOLOGY AND BASEBALL
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It was a zillion years ago when my fifth-grade classmate Marvin Meltzer, asked me what one should do with an elephant with three balls.
I said I had no idea but that maybe it should be seen by a veterinarian. Marvin said, “Nah! Walk him and pitch to the giraffe.”
I thought about this and then you know what I did? I laughed.
WHEN ARE THE BEST YEARS OF A LIFETIME
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My dad lived into his mid 90’s, and outlived ALL of his friends. He always exercised and was mentally acute his whole life. On his 90th birthday I asked “Dad, don’t you wish you were 21 again?”. His reply was the wisdom of the ages. He said…
“No, I want to be 60 again. Those were the best years of my life. I was retired and fit and had financial freedom; all my friends were still alive.
In my 20’s I had no money and still so much toil and worry and heartache ahead of me.” I have remembered that my whole life and now, about to turn 60 myself, am really looking forward to it.”
Thanks Dad! Just one final gift you left me with, at the end of a life full of them.
Source: An article posted in http://quora.com
ADRIFT IN THE PACIFIC ~ MAN’S RECORD SURVIVAL
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HOW OLD IS…OLD???
Stay with this — the answer is at the end. It will blow you away!
One evening a grandson was talking to his grandfather about current events. The grandson asked his grandfather what he thought about the shootings at schools, the computer age, and just things in general. His grandfather replied, “Well, let me think a minute, I was born before:
Television, penicillin, polio shots, frozen foods, Xerox, contact lenses, Frisbees, and the pill. There were no: credit cards, laser-beams or ball-point pens. Man had not invented: panty-hose,air conditioners, dish-washers, clothes-dryers and the clothes were hung out to dry in the fresh air and man hadn’t yet walked on the moon.
We never heard of FM radios, tape decks, CDs, electric typewriters, yogurt, or guys wearing earrings. We listened to the Big Bands, Jack Benny, and the President’s speeches on our radios. And I don’t ever remember any kid blowing his brains out listening to Tommy Dorsey. If you saw anything with ‘Made in Japan ‘ on it, it was junk.
Pizza Hut, McDonald’s, and instant coffee were unheard of. We had 5 & 10-cent stores where you could actually buy things for 5 and 10 cents. Ice-cream cones, phone calls, rides on a streetcar, and a Pepsi were all a nickel. And if you didn’t want to splurge, you could spend your nickel on enough stamps to mail 1 letter and 2 postcards.
So, how old do you think I am? I bet you have this old man in mind…you are in for a shock!
Read on to see — pretty scary if you think about it and pretty sad at the same time.
Are you ready ?????
This man would be only 70 years old today
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THE CONSEQUENCES OF GOOD AND BAD FORTUNE
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VINTAGE PEPSI COMMERCIAL ~ THIRSTY OR NOT, YOU WILL LOVE THIS ONE!
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LIQUOR LIPS ~ PHOTO FROM 1919
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