STOCK MARKET ADVICE
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>>>CLICK HERE FOR WHAT WARREN BUFFET HAD TO SAY ABOUT TODAY’S HUGE MARKET PLUNGE<<<
OLDER WIFE HAS THE WISE ANSWERS
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AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 44 YEARS, I TOOK A LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND JOKINGLY SAID, “FORTY-FOUR YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH YOU WHEN YOU WERE A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GIRL.
NOW I HAVE A $1,500,000.00 HOME, A $95,000.00 CAR, NICE BIG BED AND A 60-INCH PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I’M SLEEPING WITH A 65-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU’RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS.”
MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME…”GO OUT AND FIND A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GIRL, AND IF YOU DO, I’LL DAMN-SURE SEE TO IT THAT YOU WILL ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.
AREN’T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE CRISES.
THINGS THAT HELP PEOPLE LIVE TO 100
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—————–Centenarian celebrating his 106th birthday. If you are asking,
“Who wants to live to 106?” I’ll tell you it’s a guy that’s 105.—–
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>>CLICK HERE TO READ WHAT YOU SHOULD
DO TO BECOME YOU A CENTENARIAN
EVERYONE NEEDS A HELPING HAND NOW AND THEN
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HINDENBURG ZEPPELIN DISASTER
On May 6, 1937, a German airship called the Hindenburg was making a scheduled landing at Lakehurst Naval Air Station in New Jersey, when it exploded into flames. Herbert Morrison’s eyewitness radio report from the landing field has since become etched into the public memory.
Thirty-six people were killed in the disaster. Up until then, zeppelins had an impeccable safety record. But the incident shattered public confidence in giant, passenger-carrying rigid airships, and marked the end of an era.
STAND BY YOUR MAN ~ by TAMMY WYNETTE
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THE CROCODILE WENT TO THE DENTIST
The Crocodile’s Toothache
The Crocodile
Went to the dentist
And sat down in the chair,
And the dentist said, “Now tell me, sir,
Why does it hurt and where?”
And the Crocodile said, “I’ll tell you the truth,
I have a terrible ache in my tooth,”
And he opened his jaws so wide, so wide,
The the dentist, he climbed right inside,
And the dentist laughed, “Oh isn’t this fun?”
As he pulled the teeth out, one by one.
And the Crocodile cried, “You’re hurting me so!
Please put down your pliers and let me go.”
But the dentist laughed with a Ho Ho Ho,
And he said, “I still have twelve to go-
Oops, that’s the wrong one, I confess,
But what’s one crocodile’s tooth more or less?”
Then suddenly, the jaws went SNAP,
And the dentist was gone, right off the map,
And where he went one could only guess…
To North or South or East or West…
He left no forwarding address.
But what’s one dentist, more or less?
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I DON’T WANT TO PLAY IN YOUR YARD
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