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POLICE STOP IN HALIFAX, NOVA SCOTIA ~ WE NEED THAT LAW HERE ACROSS THE U.S.

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PRETTY WOMAN ~ FAMOUS SCENES FROM THE MOVIE MAY AWAKEN YOUR MEMORIES OF YOUNG LOVE AND PASSION

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IS COVID-19 GOOD OR BAD FOR US?

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By Harvey Tobkes

It’s good for stock market investors, bad for others. The market is in goose-step with the virus. The more people that are infected the higher the market soars.

That makes sense to patients…in the psychiatric ward at Bellevue.

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THE ORIGINAL “FRANKENSTEIN” ~ SCENE FROM THE MOVIE MADE IN 1931…BELOW SEE “BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN, 1935

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M E L A N I A ~ MAMA MIA! A GUY NAMED DONALD TRUMP IS HER HUBBY

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DREAM FOREST

An original painting by my wife Anita, acrylic on canvas 18×24

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THE “WRONG BITCH” STORY

Stars and stripes

An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines. He had finally been granted R&R and was on a train bound for London. The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for an empty seat.

The only unoccupied seat was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle aged lady and was being used by her little dog.

Poodle The war weary soldier asked, “Please, ma’am, may I sit in that seat?
The English woman looked down her nose at the soldier, sniffed and said, “You Americans. You are such a rude class of people. Can’t you see my Little Fifi is using that seat?”

The soldier walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog.

Again he asked, “Please, lady. May I sit there? I’m very tired.”

The English woman wrinkled her nose and snorted, “You certainly may not! You Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also arrogant. Imagine having the audacity to want to unseat my little Fifi”

The soldier didn’t say anything else; he leaned over, picked up the little dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the empty

Angry faceThe woman shrieked in hysterics, and demanded that someone defend her and punish the soldier.

An English gentleman sitting across the aisle spoke up, “You know, sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road.

And now, Sir, you’ve thrown the wrong bitch out the window.”

From: Urban Legends Reference Pages: Critters (Wrong Bitch)

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SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER

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TEST YOUR KNOWLDGE OF YIDDISH WORDS

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LANGUAGE TEST – MARK THE BOX BELOW THE PICTURE

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GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

World globe
Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war – haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are unpatrolled.The frigid climate keeps people away.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future .

After 70, they become Afghanistan.. Almost everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

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