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ANGER MANAGEMENT

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WE ALL LOOK DIFFERENT AFTER HIGH SCHOOL ~ CHECK OUT THESE CELEBRITIES

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WHITE BOY GETS BIG LAUGHS AT THE APOLLO IN HARLEM

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“GARRY OWEN” – SONG OF THE U.S. 7th CAVALRY

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The 7th Cavalry Regiment is a United States Army cavalry regiment, whose lineage traces back to the mid-19th century. Its official nickname is “Garry Owen”, in honor of the Irish drinking song Garry Owen that was adopted as its march tune.

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WISDOM FROM TIBET’S DALAI LAMA

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The Dalai Lama when asked what surprised him most about humanity… answered:

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DOUBLE YOUR MONEY BACK IF YOU DON’T LIKE THIS ONE. WHAT’S IT ABOUT? NOTHING!

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ZOU BISOU BISOU! OOH LA LA ! “MAD MEN”

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WHAT YOU SHOULD WATCH

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DELICIOUS CUBAN SANDWICHES TO DIE FOR


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SANDWICH RESTAURANTS IN MIAMI AREA

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IMPORTANT LESSON LEARNED

Class

A student’s classroom experience in his freshman year.

During my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions, until I read the last one: “What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?”

Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the cleaning woman several times. She was tall, dark-haired and in her 50’s, but how would I know her name? I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank. Just before class ended, one student asked if the last question would count toward our quiz grade.

“Absolutely,” said the professor. “In your careers, you will meet many people. All are significant. They deserve your attention and care even if all you do is smile and say ‘hello’.” I’ve never forgotten that lesson.

I also learned her name was Dorothy

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COLLECTION OF ODD PICTURES YOU HAVE NOT SEEN BEFORE

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>……CLICK EACH PICTURE TO ADVANCE – ENJOY!

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WARNING TO WOMEN — ARTICLE CONTAINS XXX LANGUAGE

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Please excuse the rough language in the following story… I would have deleted the offensive words, but the story wouldn’t be the same.

A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.

“Well”, said her mother, “so how was the honeymoon?”

Oh mama”, she replied, “the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic” …Suddenly she burst out crying. “But, mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language — things I’d never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You’ve got to take me home! PLEASE MAMA!”

“Sarah, Sarah”, her mother said, “calm down! You need to stay with your husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so awful? WHAT 4-letter words?”

“Please don’t make me tell you, mama,” wept the daughter. “I’m so embarrassed, they’re just too awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE!!”

“Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!”

Sobbing, the bride said, “Oh, Mama, … he used words like: dust, wash, iron, and cook …”

“I’ll pick you up in twenty minutes,” said the mother.

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AMAZE FRIENDS WITH USELESS FACTS

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No word in the English language rhymes with month , orange, silver, or purple.
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‘Dreamt’ is the only English word that ends in the letters ‘mt’. (Are you doubting this?)
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Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose, and ears never stop growing.
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The sentence: ‘The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog’ uses every letter of the alphabet.
(Now, you KNOW you’re going to try this out for accuracy, right?)
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The words… ‘racecar,’ ‘kayak’ and ‘level’ are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes).
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There are only four words in the English language which end in ‘dous’: tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.
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There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: ‘abstemious’ and ‘facetious. Admit it, you are going to check it out and say, a-e-i-o-u….Right?

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A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds. Some days that’s about what my memory span is.
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A snail can sleep for three years…I know some people that could do this too!
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An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that also . Actually I know A LOT of people like that!)
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February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.
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In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
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The cruise liner, QE 2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
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There are more chickens than people in the world.
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HI DOC! HOW’S MY WIFE DOING?

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SOMEONE DOESN’T NEED NO STINKIN’ GOOGLE

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HIS SURGEON USED A NASTY 4 LETTER WORD

A man is recovering from surgery when the Surgical Nurse appears and asks him how he is feeling..
‘I’m O. K.. But I didn’t like the four letter-words the doctor used in surgery,’ he answered.
‘What did he say,’ asked the nurse.
“Oops!”

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HOW TO MAKE YOUR GRANDKIDS LAUGH WHILE YOU’RE EATING SPAGHETTI

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NOTHING CUTER THAN A LITTLE BOY AND HIS DOG

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A two-year-old boy named Joshua spends the day playing and being friends with his dog Toby. Joshua’s daddy created this video for him and I’m sure it’ll be something he treasures as he grows from a little boy into a man with kids of his own someday.

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MAXINE SEZ:

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Maxine on Driver Safety… “I can’t use the cell phone in the car. I have to keep my hands free for making obscene gestures.”

Maxine on Housework… “I do my housework in the nude. It gives me an incentive to clean the mirrors as quickly as possible.”

Maxine on Lawn Care …The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless.”

Maxine on The Perfect Man… “All I’m looking for is a guy who’ll do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed.”

Maxine on Technology Revolution… “My idea of rebooting is kicking somebody in the butt twice.”

Maxine on Aging… Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a Margarita.”

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HOW TO STAY YOUNG

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1. Try everything twice.
On one woman’s tombstone she said she wanted this epitaph:
“Tried everything twice. Loved it both times!”

2. Cherish your health:
If it is good, preserve it.
If it is unstable, improve it.
If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.

3. Keep learning:
Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever…
Never let the brain get idle. ‘An idle mind is the devil’s workshop.’
And the devil’s name is Alzheimer’s!

4. Enjoy the simple things.

5. Laugh often, long and loud.
Laugh until you gasp for breath.
And if you have a friend who makes you laugh,
spend lots and lots of time with HIM/HER.

6.. The tears happen:
Endure, grieve, and move on.
The only person who is with us our entire life, is ourselves.
LIVE while you are alive.

7. Surround yourself with what you love:
Whether it’s family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever..
Your home is your refuge.

8. Keep only cheerful friends.
The grouches pull you down.
(Keep this in mind if you are one of those grouches!)

9. Don’t take guilt trips..
Take a trip to the mall, even to the next county,
to a foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt is.

10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.
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