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ELAINE HAS A BAD DATE

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A POEM BY WILLIE NELSON ABOUT HIS WILLIE

My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out.
What used to be my pride and joy,
Is now my water spout.

Time was when, on its own accord,
From my trousers it would spring.
But now I’ve got a full time job,
To find the friggin thing.

It used to be embarrassing,
The way it would behave.
For every single morning,
It would stand and watch me shave.

Now as old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues.
To see it hang its little head,
And watch me tie my shoes!!

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TERRY FATOR – LAS VEGAS VENTRILOQUIST

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A CLEVER KID – PROBABLY GROW UP TO BE A LAWYER

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A DELICIOUS SANDWICH

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AFTER A WORLDWIDE VIEW, SURVEY SAYS….

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UNCHAINED MELODY

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HAPPINESS FORMULA

1. Take a 10-30 minute walk every day and while you walk, smile It is the ultimate anti-depressant.

2. Dream more while you are awake.

3. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants.

4. Try to make at least 3 people smile each day.

5. Life isn’t fair, but it’s still good

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6. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.

7. Don’t take yourself so seriously.

8. You don’t have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.

9. Make peace with your past so it won’t screw up the present.

10. Don’t compare your life to others. You have no idea what’s really going on in their lives.

11. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.

12. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up, and show up.

13. Do the right thing.

14. Call your mother and father often.

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GOOD TIMES OR BAD…

Your good times are temporary and your bad times are temporary. So when you’re up, enjoy it, bask in it, and be grateful for it. And when you’re down, know you will get through it. Know that it’s not the end, and that it’s just a rough patch. Life is full of twists and turns, ups and downs, and surprises.

We forget that it’s about the journey not the destination.

There is a lesson in everything. I think it’s hard for a lot of people–especially young people–to appreciate life. Recognizing the full worth of your hardships and your blunders is key to appreciating the journey. It’s just as important to stay humble and be grateful for the joys life brings you.

Everything is temporary, so make the most out of all of it.

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AMERICAN PIE…WHAT IT’S ALL ABOUT

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Harvey Tobkes lives in Florida where he enjoys writing about life.

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