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JACK NICHOLSON ~ IN “A FEW GOOD MEN”

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Col. Jessep: (JackNicholson) You want answers?
Kaffee (Tom Cruise): I think I’m entitled to them. .

Col. Jessep: (JackNicholson) You want answers?
Kaffee: (Tom Cruise): I want the truth!

Col. Jessep: (JackNicholson) You can’t handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has walls. And those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who’s gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury.You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Santiago’s death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives…You don’t want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don’t talk about at parties, you want me on that wall. You need me on that wall.

Kaffee: (Tom Cruise): Did you order the code red?
Col. Jessep: (JackNicholson) (quietly) I did the job you sent me to do.

Kaffee: (Tom Cruise): Did you order the code red?

Col. Jessep: (JackNicholson) You’re damn right I did!

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THINGS YOU DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT SEX

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SHOPPING FOR A “SORRY” CARD AT WALMART

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KID CATCHES FOUL BALL IN POPCORN BUCKET

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CHEAP DENTISTRY – LOWEST PRICES GUARANTEED

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ASK DR. OZ

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Q. Is money really that dirty? Do I have to wash my hands after touching it?

A. In one study, 94 percent of bills had pathogenic or potentially pathogenic organisms on them. (Interestingly, another study showed 92 percent tested positive for cocaine.) But at the end of the day, are they dangerous? No. Our skin provides a barrier. Just avoid sucking on dollar bills, and do less cocaine, please.

Read more: dr-oz-lightning-round-1108#ixzz27aTczRpo

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FINANCE GRAPH OR MILITARY STRATEGY?

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I DIDN’T KNOW THAT…

Some of the incredible statistics about your intestine read like a “Ripley’s Believe It or Not”. Did you know that:

1. About 80% of your immune system lives in your gastrointestinal tract.

2. 500 different species of bacteria live inside you.

3. About one hundred trillion bacteria live inside you — more than TEN TIMES the number of cells you have in your whole body.

4. The weight of these bacteria is about two to three pounds.

5. Some of these bacteria are referred to as “good”, but others do not provide any benefit. The ideal balance between them is 85% good, 15% “other”.

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IS TODAY SHAKESPEARE’S BIRTHDAY?

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The playwright’s birth is marked every April 23, but experts disagree on whether that’s true, as some firmly believe the baptism records from April 26, 1564 to be his true birthday.

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