From The Quote Garden

Can we actually “know” the universe? My God, it’s hard enough finding your way around in Chinatown….Woody Allen.

All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific…Jane Wagner.

The large print giveth, but the small print taketh away…Tom Waits

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three…Elayne Boosler

Today is the last day of some of your life…Author Unknown

Without geography, you’re nowhere…Author Unknown

It’s always darkest before the dawn. So if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it…Author Unknown

May those who love us love us,
and as to those who do not love us,
may God turn their hearts,
and if He cannot turn their hearts
may He turn their ankles
that we may know them by their limping.
…Irish Prayer

The Quote Garden – A Harvest of Quotes for Word Lovers – Quotations