KID’S ASSIGNMENT

A teacher asked kids to write about the sea..

1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6)

2) Oysters’ balls are called pearls. (James age 6)

3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don’ t have sea all round you, you are incontinent. (Wayne age 7)

4) A dolphin breathes through an asshole on the top of its head. (David 7-years-old)

5) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn’t blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would have been better off
eating beans. (William age 7)

6) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small. (Kevin age 6)

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Published:
03.29.07 21:07
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