KIDS RE-WRITE THE BIBLE

Lot’s wife was a pillar of salt during the day; a ball of fire during the night.

The Jews were a proud people and throughout history, they had trouble with unsympathetic genitals.

The tenth commandment is “thou shalt not give the finger.”

Middle finger

Moses died before he ever reached Canada. then Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.

In Guinness’s Book, the first book of the bible, god got tired of creating the world so he took the Sabbath off.

The seventh commandment is “thou shalt not admit adultery.”

The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert. Afterwards, Moses went up to Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments.

David was a Hebrew king who was skilled at playing the liar. He fought the Finkelsteins, a race of people, who lived in biblical times.

Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption.

One of the opossums was St. Matthew who was also a taximan.

Christians have only one spouse. this is called monotony.

Thanks to cousin Jeff Tobkes, who upholds the family sense of humor and is a prolific source of funny e-mail stuff.

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Published:
05.20.07 10:06
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