DOMINO’S PIZZA IN 30 MINUTES

Domino’s has a mildly amusing television campaign right now to promote their new slogan “You Got 30 Minutes,” but the fine print on Domino’s site points out that this should be taken only as a suggestion, not a service guarantee: “Because safety is a priority “You Got 30 Minutesâ„¢” is not a guarantee but an estimate. You may get more.” A former Domino’s delivery guy is not impressed: “Some douchebag ad exec wants to trick customers into believing that the ’30 minutes or it’s free’ guarantee is back, then leave it to the delivery drivers to explain to inevitably angry customers why their pizza isn’t free when it gets there in 31 minutes.

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DRIVER Ummm!…That’ll be $23.52.

CUSTOMER: No, I called before eight, that actually took thirty-four minutes.

DRIVER: I am sorry sir, but Domino’s Pizza no longer honors the thirty minute guarantee anymore; thirty minutes is just an estimate I apologize for the inconvenience.

CUSTOMER: Are you serious? What a crock, you expect me to pay for this? I just saw the ad on TV

DRIVER: Sir, cool down-

CUSTOMER: F— you, this is all your fault! I feel like ramming this pizza in your ugly face and that might be an improvement.

DRIVER: Sir! chill out!

[CUSTOMER Smashes delivery guy over the head with the pizza and tells him he’s no longer a “dick-head,” now he’s a “pizza-head,” and next time to get here in under minutes…..]

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Source: The Consumerist: Shoppers Bite Back

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03.09.08 6:31
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