Test To Qualify As A Redneck

1. You’ve used a toilet brush to scratch your back.
2. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
3. You missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty.
4. The Salvation Army declines your furniture.
5. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
6. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.

7. You have a rag for a gas cap.
8. Your house doesn’t have curtains, but your truck does.
9. You wonder how service stations keep their rest rooms so clean.
10. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

11. The biggest city you’ve ever been to is Wal-Mart.