VIAGRA STORY

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GRANDPA AND GRANDMA WERE VISITING THE KIDS OVERNIGHT WHEN GRANDPA FOUND A BOTTLE OF VIAGRA IN HIS SON’S MEDICINE CABINET. HE ASKED THE SON ABOUT USING ONE OF THE PILLS, AND THE SON SAID, “I DON’T THINK YOU SHOULD TAKE ONE; THEY’RE VERY STRONG AND VERY EXPENSIVE.” “HOW MUCH?” ASKED GRANDPA. “$5.00 A PILL,” ANSWERED THE SON. “I DON’T CARE,” SAID GRANDPA, “I’D LIKE TO TRY ONE, AND I”LL LEAVE THE MONEY UNDER YOUR PILLOW WHEN I BREAK THIS $50.00 BILL”

THE NEXT MORNING THE SON FOUND $105.00 UNDER HIS PILLOW. HE SAID TO GRANDPA, “I TOLD YOU EACH PILL WAS $5.00 NOT $105.” “I KNOW,” SAID GRANDPA. “THE HUNDRED IS FROM GRANDMA.”