MONEY IS NOT EVERYTHING!

It can buy a Bed, but not Sleep

It can buy a Clock, but not Time

It can buy you a Book, but not Knowledge

It can buy you a Position, but not Respect

It can buy you Medicine, but not Health

It can buy you Blood, but not Life.

So you see money isn’t everything.

It often causes pain and suffering.

I tell you this because I am your Friend,

and as your Friend I want to

take away your pain and suffering!

So send me all your money and I will suffer for you.