CBS commentator Andy Rooney is retiring from “60 Minutes.” Sunday nights won’t be the same without his witty comments to end the show.

Here are ten Rooney quotes.

1. Nothing in fine print is ever good news.

2. The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect, except that you can’t eat it.

3. The only people who say worse things about politicians than reporters do are other politicians.

4. Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.

5. We’re all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don’t make any big ones.

6. If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.

7. Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.

8. Elephants and grandchildren never forget.

9. Don’t rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.

10. The 50-50-90 rule…Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong

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