There was a serious incident in the pool area of our Fairways Riviera North condominium last week.

To everyone’s shock and embarrassment, a man was having a snooze while sunning himself in one of the pool lounge chairs. He was totally naked, except for a newspaper that covered his face.

The ladies in the pool area were mortified, but one by one they got up from their lounge chairs and walked over to check him out. Five of the aging bathing beauties declared, “he’s not my husband.”

The sixth observed, “he’s not even from this building.”

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