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A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his Wienie.

According to the Nurse attending, the patient’s girl friend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the wedding ring on his Wienie while he was asleep.

I don’t know what’s worse:

1) Having your girl friend find out you’re married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your Wienie.
3) Or finding out your teenie Wienie fits through a wedding ring.

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