A married couple had been out Christmas shopping at the mall for most of the afternoon, suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had “disappeared”.

The somewhat irate spouse called her mate’s cell phone and demanded hysterically, “Where the hell are you?”

Husband answers: “Darling you remember that Jewelry shop where you saw the Diamond Necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn’t have money back in those days, and I said Baby, someday it’ll be yours.”

The wife, smiled slyly; she was embarrassed because she was nasty and caustic in her tone a second ago. She purringly answered, “Yes, I remember that… my little puppsy boy.”

Hubby, in a sloshed voice says, “Well, I’m in the Pub next door to that shop.”

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