To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine… and to those who don’t and are always seen carrying a bottle of water in their hand, ponder this:


According to experiments our scientists discovered many things about the liquids we consume…consider this:

In water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) – bacteria Found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop annually.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine and beer (or rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

Water = Poop,
Wine = Health
Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

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