The Lexington, Kentucky Police Department reports finding a man’s body in the Kentucky River just west of the Clays Ferry Bridge.

The dead man’s name will not be released until his family has been notified.

The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption. He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a pink g-string, a blond wig, purple lipstick, and an Obama t-shirt.

To spare the feelings of the family of the deceased, the police removed the Obama t-shirt so as not to cause them unnecessary embarrassment and shame.

The Police do care.

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