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It was reported in the Miami Herald that a thief was soiled (no, that’s not a typo) by his intended victim. Here’s the story:

Lorenzo Earl Knight, 22-years-old allegedly broke into 2 cars in Tampa, Florida. One of the car owners discovered Knight attempting to steal his car and chased him to a nearby construction site. To elude capture Knight cleverly hid himself in a Port-O-Let and locked the door. Somehow the victim found the culprit and in a fit of anger he overturned the make-shift toilet, dumping huge amounts of human waste on Knight.

Knight was later taken by police and charged with auto burglary and possession of burglar tools.

My comment: What a shitty way to try to make a score!

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