UNEMPLOYED GUY GETS JOB OFFER
A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, “Hi.You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I’d really rather have a job.”
The social worker behind the counter said, “Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful 20-year-old daughter. You’ll have to drive around in his brand new Rolls Royce, and he will supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You’ll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and the salary is $200,000 a year.”
The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, “You’re bullshittin’ me!” The social worker said, “Yeah, well . . You started it”
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- 04.19.17 2:35
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