QUOTES FROM JIMMY CANNON

•”A rabid sports fan is one that boos a TV set.”

•”Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected.”

•”Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime.”

•”I can’t remember ever staying for the end of a movie in which the actors wore togas.”

•”Women aren’t embarrassed when they buy men’s pajamas, but a man buying a nightgown acts as though he were dealing with a dope peddler.”


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