GETTING LUCKY AT A BAR

We drank a bit, and we had a bit of a snuggle, and she asked if I ever had a ‘Sportsman’s Double?’

‘What’s that?’ I asked.

‘It’s a mother and daughter threesome,’ she said.

‘Oh,’ I said as my mind began to embrace the idea, No I haven’t.’

And I wondered what this daughter of hers might look like.

We drank a bit more, then she says with a wink that tonight was ‘my lucky night’.

I went back to her place.

We walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: ‘Mom, You still awake?’