Congress today announced that the office of President of the United States of America will be out sourced to India as of noon, July 30, 2019

Mr. Trump was informed by email this morning of his termination. Preparations for the job move have been underway for some time. Gurvinder Singh of Indus Teleservices, Mumbai, India will be assuming the office of President as of 12:01 PM, July 30, 2019. Mr. Singh was born in the United States while his Indian parents were vacationing at Niagara Falls, thus making him eligible for the position. He will receive a salary of $320 (USD) a month but with no health coverage or other benefits.

The White House confirmed Mr. Trump has received messages through diplomatic channels that were formal invitations from Baghdad saying they will pay all his vacation expenses, if, after vacating the office of the presidency, Mr. Trump decides to visit their country.

They are certain he would receive a warm reception from local Iraqis. They have asked to be provided in advance with details of his arrival so that they might make proper arrangements for his welcome.

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