LIFE CYCLE OF A WOMAN

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  • At 8…Before she falls asleep in her bed, you tell her a story.
  • At 18 You tell her a story and take her to bed.
  • At 28 You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
  • At 38 she tells you a story and takes you to bed.
  • At 48 She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.
  • At 58 You stay in bed to avoid her story.
  • At 68 If you take her to bed, that’ll be a story!

  • At 78…What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???

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    Published:
    07.12.19 4:06
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    Humor