PUNOGRAPHY

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.

I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.

Venison for dinner? Oh deer!

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.

They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type- O.

How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it!

What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.