DOCTOR’S ADVICE

Thimble

A woman accidentally swallows a needle while sewing. Her doctor takes X-Rays and says that the needle is lodged in a safe position and should pass in a couple of days, so there are no restrictions on food intake. The woman asks if it is safe to have sexual intercourse.

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The doctor replies, ” Tell your husband to wear a thimble for a few days.”


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