Goffaq Yussef is a Muslim comedian.

[My comment] It may be a sign of peace when we start hearing humor from a Palestinian perspective.

Good evening gentlemen, and get out, ladies.

On my flight to New York there must have been an Israeli in the bathroom the entire time. There was a sign on the door that said, “Occupied”

What do you say to a Muslim woman with two black eyes? Nothing! You told her twice already!

Did you hear about the Broadway play, “The Palestinians?” “It bombed.”.

Did you hear about the Muslim strip club? It features full facial nudity.

Why do Palestinians find it convenient to live on the West Bank? It’s just a stone’s throw from Israel.

How many Palestinians does it take to change a light bulb? None! They sit in the dark forever and blame the Jews for it

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