Cowboy to Indian: Hey! That looks like a right smart dog you got there. Mind if I talk to him?

Indian: Dog no talk – only bark!

Cowboy: Hey dog! How’s it goin?

Dog: Doin’ O.K.

Indian: (Look of shock!)

Cowboy to Dog: Is this Indian your owner? (pointing to the Indian)

Dog: Yep!

Cowboy: So how’s he been treatin’ you?

Dog: Real good. He feeds me great food and takes me to the lake to play.

Indian: ( Look of total disbelief)


Cowboy: Mind if I talk to your horse?

Indian: Horse no talk – only neigh.

Cowboy: Howdy horse, how’s it goin’?

Horse: Great!

Indian: (Extreme shock!)

Cowboy: Is this your owner?

Horse: Yep.

Cowboy: So is he treatin’ you good like he’s been doin’ the dog?

Horse: Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often, gives me water, feeds me plenty hay.

Indian: (Look of amazement)

Cowboy to Indian: Mind if I speak to your sheep?

Indian: ( Panic in his voice): Sheep tell lie!

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