LOST WIVES

I said to the young guy, “Sorry about that. I’m looking for my wife and I guess I wasn’t paying much attention to where I was going.”

The young guy says, “That’s O.K! What a coincidence. I’m looking for my wife, too. I can’t find her and I’m getting a little desperate.

I said, “Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?”

The young guy says, “Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blond hair, big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, a cute rear-end, she’s wearing tight white short shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?”