NO WONDER MEN ARE HAPPIER

People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Your last name stays put.

You can be President.

You can never be pregnant.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

Same work, more pay.

Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental $100.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

You can play with toys all your life.

One wallet and one pair of shoes — in one color for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can “do” your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th, in 25 minutes.