CONFESSIONAL BOOTH
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After many years of being away from the Church, a guy goes into the confessional booth. He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits himself down. There’s a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best vestry wine, Guinness on tap, cigars and liqueur chocolates nearby, and on the wall a fine photographic display of buxom ladies who appear to have mislaid their garments.
He hears a priest come in: “Father, forgive me for it’s been a very long time since I’ve been to confession and I must admit that the confessional booth is much more inviting than it used to be”.
The priest replies,
“Get out, you idiot. You’re on my side”.
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- 08.23.20 3:47
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