OHHHHH BOY! — THAT HURTS

—————————–———————-
[Sorry viewers, this is the only picture we could not come up with for this one.]

KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia – A man who apparently had his penis severed in a vain attempt to convince his wife that he was faithful to her, was recovering after surgery to reattach the organ at a northern Malaysian hospital, a news report said Tuesday.

The 41-year-old man, who was not identified, got into an argument last Friday with his wife, who found a text message on his mobile phone from another woman with whom he was having an affair. Wifey cut off the source of the affair.