TRY IT – BUT YOU WON’T LIKE IT!
My granddaughter asked me what’s it like to be old.
So I told her:
Put cotton in your ears, then get a pair of Mr. Magoo oversize eyeglasses and smear the lenses with some Vaseline.
Put pebbles in your shoes and a heavy pack on your back, then put a pillow around your waist.
Next, eat a bag of M&M’s and pretend they’re the pills you must take daily… and there you have it.
Instant old age!
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- 11.14.20 0:14
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- Aging
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