OLD IS WHEN…

“OLD” IS WHEN….You don’t care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don’t have to go along.

“OLD” IS WHEN….”Getting lucky” means you find your car in the parking lot.

“OLD” IS WHEN…You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor.. instead of by the police.

“OLD” IS WHEN….Your sweetie says, “Let’s go upstairs and make love,” and you answer, “Pick one, I can’t do both!”

“OLD” Is when after a good night’s sleep and you are still not quite awake but in a twilight zone and you feel yourself peeing like it’s coming from a fire hose and you crap like it coming from a horse, and at 8AM…you get out of bed all refreshed, but you have to ask yourself did that really happen or was it a dream?. Haha!