LAWS OF THE UNIVERSE

Murphy’s Law of Parking Lots: If yours is the only car parked in a 5 acre field, it won’t take long for another car to park right next to yours, and when he opens his door to exit, he will put a ding in yours.

Law of the Bath: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you’ll have to pee.

Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone with whom you don’t want to be seen.

Law of the Theatre: At any event, the people whose seats are farthest from the aisle arrive last.

Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.