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Variation Law: If you change your place in lines, or traffic lanes, the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

Murphy’s Law of Parking Lots: If yours is the only car parked in a 5 acre field, it won’t take long for another car to park right next to yours, and when he opens his door to exit, he will put a ding in yours.

Law of the Bath: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you’ll have to pee.

Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone with whom you don’t want to be seen.

Law of the Theatre: At any event, the people whose seats are farthest from the aisle arrive last.

Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

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