AMAZING BI-LINGUAL DOG WANTS TO TEACH YOU YIDDISH ~ WORD FOR TODAY IS “SHMEAR”

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SHMEAR:

1. v.To spread

2. n. A spread of something soft, usually cream cheese

Hey my dear owner it’s the Sunday morning ritual breakfast of bagels and lox and what…

You’re giving me dog food again just because I”m a dog? Could you at least spare a SHMEAR of cream cheese so this DRECK (crap) doesn’t taste so dry? Maybe a little piece of lox also; for that I’ll do all the tricks you taught me when your mother-in law comes to visit next Sunday.

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