A BAD “SPELL CHECKER” CAN KILL YOU…READ THIS…

This is Alan next door. I’m sorry buddy, but I have a confession to make to you. I’ve been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you to your face, but I am at least now telling in text as I can’t live with myself a moment longer without you knowing. The truth is, I have been sharing your wife, day and night, when you’re not around. In fact, probably more than you. I haven’t been getting it at home recently, but that’s no excuse I know. The temptation was just too much… I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apologies and forgive me. I promise that it won’t happen again.

Regards, Alan.

Bill, feeling betrayed, grabbed his gun, and shot his neighbor dead. He returned home where he poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa. He took out his iPhone where he saw he has a subsequent message from his neighbor.

THE SECOND MESSAGE:

Hi Bill:
This is Alan next door again. Sorry about the slight typo on my last text. I know you’ve figured it out. Anyway, I’m sure you noticed that my “Spell Checker” auto-corrected & changed ‘WiFi’ To ‘Wife’. Technology… hey, you can’t always trust it. I hope you saw the humorous side of the error.