There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
~Ben Williams~


If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.
~Phil Pastoret~

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.

Your dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
~Josh Billings~

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
~Andy Rooney~

Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
~Franklin P. Jones~


If your dog is fat, you aren’t getting enough exercise

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That’s almost $21.00 in dog money.
~Joe Weinstein~

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
~Robert A. Heinle~

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
~Mark Twain~

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
~Roger Caras

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