WITTY SAYINGS
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A Woman’s Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have trouble with it.
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.
Sign in a men’s urinal: Express Lane: Use Only If You’ve Had 3 beers or Less
Beauty is only a light switch away.
Make Love Not War. Or…do both…get married.
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- 01.31.22 3:00
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