UNMARRIED DAUGHTER IS PREGNANT – OY VEY!

Half an hour later, a Mercedes stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and wearing a yarmulke steps out of the car and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, mother and the girl and tells them, “Good morning. Your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can’t marry her because of my personal family situation but I’ll take responsibility. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.”

“Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath two retail furniture stores, a condo in Miami and a $1,000,000 bank account.” If a boy is born, my legacy will be a chain of sporting goods stores and a $10,000,000 bank account.”

“However, if there is a miscarriage, I’m not sure what to do. What do you suggest?”