A kiss is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise.

Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.

It is much better to want the mate you do not have than to have the mate you do not want.

A joke is like sex.
Neither is any good if you don’t get it.

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in,
you take it out, and you lose interest.

It is better to lose a lover
than love a loser.

It’s ok to let a fool kiss you, but don’t let a kiss fool you.

Man with a broken condom is called a Daddy

Man who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax,
doesn’t know if he’s coming or going.

A drunken man’s words
are a sober man’s thoughts.

Viagra is like Disneyland …
a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left

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