WHY GOLF IS ALMOST BETTER THAN SEX

#9… A below par performance
is considered damn good.

#8… Foursomes are encouraged.

#7… It’s much easier to find the sweet spot.

#6… You can still make money doing it as a senior.

#5… Three times a day is possible

#4… Your partner doesn’t hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.

#3… If you live in Florida , you can do it almost everyday.

#2… You don’t have to cuddle with your partner when you’re finished.

And the NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better than sex…..

#1… If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it!