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Q. According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?
A. ~ Charley Weaver It got me out of the army.

Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years…
A. ~ George Gobel: Boy! it sure seems that way sometimes.

Q. You’ve been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman?
A. ~ Don Knotts: That’s what’s been keeping me awake.

Q. What are ‘Do It,’ ‘I Can Help,’ and ‘I Can’t Get Enough’?
A. ~ George Gobel: I don’t know, but it’s coming from the next apartment.

Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he’s married?
A. ~ Rose Marie: No wait until morning!

Q. According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in bed?
A. ~ Paul Lynde: Point and laugh.

Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls?
A. ~ Marty Allen: Only after lights out.

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