1. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst

2. When chemists die, they barium.

3. I tried to catch some fog. I mist.

4. A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

5. I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

6. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

7. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

8. This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.

9. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.

10. I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

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