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It was a zillion years ago when my fifth-grade classmate Marvin Meltzer, asked me what one should do with an elephant with three balls.

I said I had no idea but that maybe it should be seen by a veterinarian. Marvin said, “Nah! Walk him and pitch to the giraffe.”

I thought about this and then you know what I did? I laughed.

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