THE MARRIAGE BROKER

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A Jewish orthodox family is most concerned that their 30-year-old son is unmarried. So they call a marriage broker and ask him to find their son a good wife. The broker comes over to their house and spends a long time asking many questions of the son and his parents as to what, they want in a wife/daughter-in-law. They give him a long shopping list of requirements. The marriage broker leaves and goes in search of a special woman; a woman, whom he hopes, they will all agree is the right one.

He returns a week later and tells them of a wonderful woman he has found. He says she’s just the right age for the son – she keeps a “Kosher” home – she regularly attends “Shul” – she is a wonderful cook. She loves children and wants a large family and, to crown it all off, she’s gorgeous and has a figure like Jenifer Lopez.

After hearing all this, the family is very impressed and begins to get excited about the prospects of a wedding in the near future. But the son….. pauses and asks: “Is she also good in bed?”

The marriage broker answers: “Some say yes – some say no.”

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Published:
08.20.22 5:17
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